Z SCALE SCENTS & PERFUMES

Picture this; There is a local train show. Loren is going & tells Karin that he will be gone all day [Karin can't go & must stay home]. Less than an hour passes and he has returned. He is ecstatic, exited, all but speechless, he couldn't wait to bring this special gift that he purchased at the show home and give it to Karin. It is a small bottle of [oh wow] Z SCALE "OILY STEAM" scent [you know from the steam era] PERFUME. Oh wow [again], holy smoke or steam, just can't contain my feelings of whateverness.
Do we have any chemists & or perfumers out there? This is your chance to make it really big in Z SCALE, just remember - all profits go to ZCS. P.S. An after shave wud be nice too.

Army docs wrote me up a prescription for coal tar shampoo for some crud I must of picked up in the Middle East. I smell like a train engineer now, steam era at least. Goes good with my train overalls and hat. I used to wear them when I grilled outside, but that's only good for earlier wood driven engines.
Oh I actually did see some incense for model train folks at a show in Germany, so the idea has been thought of.